i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.
You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog
following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡
"when someone’s flaws are not flaws in your eyes, you’re fucked."
"You are not designed for everyone to like you."
This should be our least concern but somehow it became our greatest.