disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

(Source: parasailin, via moistbottom)

loudmouthed:

WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them

(via trust)

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

(via jesussbabymomma)

(Source: cynicallys, via evolutional)

super-who-lockian:

yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

what dog?

(Source: aboosrou7ak, via this--too--shall--pass)

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

(Source: wonderfulsenses, via wonderfulsenses)

(via surprisebitch)

(Source: babycupcake13, via sexpectinq)

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

(Source: a-n-i-n-h-a-r, via breakinq)

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

(via wonderfulsenses)

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

(Source: n-i-g-h-t-s, via breakinq)

(Source: chariouss, via jesussbabymomma)

"when someone’s flaws are not flaws in your eyes, you’re fucked."

(via girlchoking)

(Source: diced--pineapple, via laven-turnt-town)

"You are not designed for everyone to like you."

(via deionpage)

This should be our least concern but somehow it became our greatest.

(via lisarcharles)

(Source: hedonistpoet, via laven-turnt-town)

"A story only matters, I suspect, to the extent that the people in the story change."

Neil Gaiman, The Ocean at the End of the Lane (via writereadings)

(via teachingliteracy)